hehe Ami I miss you

when are you coming back........I miss you.......alot........I can't wait to make lurrrve to you.........but, I kinda have a confession to make.........I cheated on you with several people and when I say several I mean several............houndreds in fact I think it was even thousands I don't even know how many people have felt me up........but, I'm truly sorry..........I might be engaged to a few of them too but, don't pay any attention to that........I only wanna marry you.......the love of my life.........Ami what's your last name........lol........but, you might want to get a short leash or even a chain and chain me up in your yard cause god knows I'll do it again.........you should take me too obidience training even........I doubt that will help it though........if I see a leg I'll want to hump it no matter how fat or dirty it is.......it's just my nature.........don't dump me please........I'll so make it up too you one day........but, be sure to use your pimp hand on me it excites me...........in fact I think I just pee'd myself thinking about it...........lol.......can't wait to feel you up........I'm sure your pretty excited too............I have too go take a shower now.........I hope there's some cold water left..........*kisses for Ami*..........

p.s. don't ask conny how many times I've felt up her and her hubby k.........I'm a slut what can I say...........you knew this before we got together........lol

p.s. for all you readers Ami is my fiancee' and she loves to bite........