hehe Ami I miss you

when are you coming back........I miss you.......alot........I can't wait to make lurrrve to you.........but, I kinda have a confession to make.........I cheated on you with several people and when I say several I mean several............houndreds in fact I think it was even thousands I don't even know how many people have felt me up........but, I'm truly sorry..........I might be engaged to a few of them too but, don't pay any attention to that........I only wanna marry you.......the love of my life.........Ami what's your last name........lol........but, you might want to get a short leash or even a chain and chain me up in your yard cause god knows I'll do it again.........you should take me too obidience training even........I doubt that will help it though........if I see a leg I'll want to hump it no matter how fat or dirty it is.......it's just my nature.........don't dump me please........I'll so make it up too you one day........but, be sure to use your pimp hand on me it excites me...........in fact I think I just pee'd myself thinking about it...........lol.......can't wait to feel you up........I'm sure your pretty excited too............I have too go take a shower now.........I hope there's some cold water left..........*kisses for Ami*..........

p.s. don't ask conny how many times I've felt up her and her hubby k.........I'm a slut what can I say...........you knew this before we got together........lol

p.s. for all you readers Ami is my fiancee' and she loves to bite........

Ami the hoe

my first freakin blog is about the one and only Ami.........lol..........she dared me so it's her fault..............I love hoes..........especially Ami.............even though she's not really a hoe at all............but, still..........she's such a hoe..........but, dude I gotta thank her she introduced me to soccer and Freddy...............ohhhhhhh freddy............he's so damn fine.........*drools*.........damn Ami's not here to wipe my drool oh well...........lol.............but, dude in all seriousness Ami your a hoe........lol...........if your boyfriend ever gets ahold of this I'm probably dead so don't show him k..........good thing I live in the u.s. and you live in sweden............lol